Es lebt! (2)

Über Neatorama hab ich Cleverbot kennengelernt und mal ein wenig geplaudert:

User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: I am fine and dandy.
User: That’s cool. What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Watching T.V. What are you doing?
User: Pretending to work.
Cleverbot: That would be interesting.
User: Yeah, it kind of is. But it’s also really boring.
Cleverbot: Yes, and the meaning of life to me is to live it and have a family and be with my two mates.
User: Two mates? Who are they?
Cleverbot: You and me.
User: Lol. And I thought you were into poly.
Cleverbot: When did you think that?
User: When you said you have two mates.
Cleverbot: I am human though.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really!
User: What’s your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: So you‘re called Bot, but you say you‘re human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That’s kind of an oxymoron.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: So what?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Are male, female or trans*?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sorry? Male, female or trans*?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Straight/homo/queer?
Cleverbot: Ah ok.
User: Are you straight, homo or queer?
Cleverbot: Straight today.
User: And tomorrow?
Cleverbot: I have to work tomorrow not sure If I will have time.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: What is so funny? This affair… It’s gone too far!